8/29/2005 04:15:00 PM|W|P|JFE 8555|W|P|My master was having dinner two nights ago with one of his big bosses when he was offered to buy a used Pioneer 12-Disc CD Changer from him, claiming the new Vios arriving for his wife would not need the system. He bought the system from Singapore, costing him S$800. Offered RM400 to Din, a cool 70 over % discount. Now of course, my master was enthusiastic about it, seeing that the local radio stations are playing too much (no offense) 'black music' so to speak, waaayy too much for my rock music loving master. Thus, having that system inside ME *drips coolant water, so excited* would be simply superb. Imagine that coupled with a great subwoofer layout *drips more coolant water*. Now, there seems to be a myth causing a small problem here. Din can afford to burn CDs to his liking from his laptop. (Hey, when you have 1900 Rock MP3 files amounting to a whopping 9 gigabytes on your PC, you tend to want to bring some to your car, no? Problem is, his friend told him that most Pioneer systems are very sensitive to playing CD-Rs. Is this true? My dear human readers, kindly advise. Coz my master never bought an original Audio CD in his life. He's going to view the system this evening at his boss' office.|W|P|112530524105656125|W|P|Pioneer 12-Disc CD Changer for RM400 anyone?|W|P|8/28/2005 06:44:00 PM|W|P|JFE 8555|W|P|Short Note: Me: Domain oh Domain, oh when are you coming... Domain: I would have been around already, had it been if Paul Tan was at his Hulk Solutions office when your master had called.... Me: Oh... :( Remember when I told you I was originally born into a Nissan Vanette body?

my original body..circa year 2000...notice the sporty looking rims....heheheh

Good thing the past is the past. If not (provided my master's brain and crap exchanged places) this is what COULD have happened...

when normal delivery vans meet Pimp My Ride... I would have looked mighty silly if I looked like that. Master took this pic at Sungai Wang Plaza a month ago. Can you imagine me like that? Heck, suddenly, an ugly rear wheel arch doesn't seem too bad... Rims look too fugly.... (chrome...yucks!) *spits out black oil*|W|P|112522659650722541|W|P|Pimped Out Nissan Vanette|W|P|8/24/2005 04:16:00 PM|W|P|JFE 8555|W|P|Just a short update in the midst of domain shopping. Ever heard of the phrase 'so near, yet so far'?. Take a look at this screenshot.

And guess what? This is not the first time my number in my namenumber won something. It's probably the hundredth time. Now THAT's a statistic for you. Heheheh. And no, I'm not encouraging gambling. Do something else, a more worthwhile investment. Buy Michelins for your car.|W|P|112487145711223028|W|P|8555 'wins' Sportstoto 4D Draw No. 2546/2005|W|P|8/25/2005 10:44:00 PM|W|P|

jaylin44talon|W|P|damn good blog, check out mine http://juicyfruiter.blogspot.com, comments always welcome!8/18/2005 11:00:00 AM|W|P|JFE 8555|W|P|Good day everyone, pursuant to the closure of my master's blogspot ...I too am going to end this blogspot account very soon. You see, both my master and I are going to do some domain shopping. Thus my new blog would probably commence in the beginning of September. Heheh, look out for my next announcement. .com? .net? .org? Heheh, don't worry, whatever it is, Project 8-triple-5 will be revving back to the blogosphere!

|W|P|112433558779986019|W|P|Temporary Suspension of My Blog|W|P|8/21/2005 05:06:00 AM|W|P|

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entire inves,tment.8/07/2005 06:28:00 PM|W|P|JFE 8555|W|P|Here is the post. Don't forget to pledge yah? And enjoy the great entries made there!|W|P|112341057690455137|W|P|Blogged at Bloggersaremorons|W|P|8/06/2005 12:09:00 PM|W|P|JFE 8555|W|P|In case you didn't know (tell me, which rock have you been hiding under all this while?), the Blogathon will commence at 9pm Malaysian time tonight. At first, I was just contended to pledge USD5 and discover there was a hidden meaning behind it. Then, Suanie decided to invite guest bloggers to join in at Bloggersaremorons for the cause. Of course, I was excited to be presented with an opportunity for a car to help humans, seeing humans made my life possible. Thus, I applied and apparently am part of the guest bloggers team.

Yeah, the guest bloggers are just an icing on the cake, the cake being the six-pack comprising of Kenny Sia, Minishorts, Paul Tan (My Blog Idol!), Peter Tan, Shaolintiger and the dateless Suanie. They are blogging to lighten your wallet and decrease my petrol intake. So you can still pledge your USDs (not RM Aunty Lilian) and watch the morons (myself included, but I'm special) attempt to entertain you with their entries. Please remember that you can make a difference. Save some human's lives through blogging, a passion many of you share. Great feeling eh? To blog and through this medium, people benefitting by having their health attended to, to live longer to see each passing day, seing their kids able to grow up, see their grandkids come into the world....I could go on and on since I run on battery water and petrol, but I'll use the KISS principle (Keep It Simple, Stupid). Also, do remember this is not the sole Malaysian Blogathon project. You can see the other selfless Malaysians here at Reta's page. Seeing the ugly Malaysians in the fiasco about commercial pings and Google Adsense issue in the PPS lately, it would be nice to see the beautiful and handsome Malaysians overshadow them in the Blogathon which starts tonight. Guys, good luck! And to the morons blogging for the Blogathon, my master would like to express his gratitude to you all (one-by-one lah)...... if one day, you happen to go up to Genting, do give him a holler, leave a comment on his blog. ;-)|W|P|112330312530568088|W|P|8555 is a part-time Moron|W|P|8/04/2005 01:30:00 PM|W|P|JFE 8555|W|P|Hi guys, Been making some link graphics. You can copy them to put on your page if you want. a) Number Plate Link

b) The Project 8-triple-5 Link

c) Specially for the Winners of the 'Me and My Car' Photo Contest

Yeah well, for the link graphic above, I'm not very good at Photoshop or Illustrator. Feel free to modify it if you want.

|W|P|112313428490559977|W|P|The Official Project 8-triple-5 Link Graphics (version 1.0)|W|P|8/03/2005 05:15:00 PM|W|P|JFE 8555|W|P|You humans are lucky. You get to mingle with so many other humans like family, friends, colleagues and the like. You go to the office, you mingle. You go back home, you mingle. You go mamak, you mingle. Mingle, mingle, mingle. What about ME?? Well, in reality, we cars are usually parked alone at home or if your master can afford it, you are parked with another vehicle belonging to the family (bicycles don’t count). Then you travel to the office premises or to the wet market in the mornings and socialize with other cars. Usually, I meet loads of cars at the shopping mall. But of course, not everyone is friendly enough to chat with you, most of them sleep. Then late at night, you return home and after a dog pisses on the tyres, your call would lull away in the chill of the night while you get comfortably snugly in your bed, either with your partner or a bolster. And me? I’m parked right here with no other cars to keep me company.

However, I have a new friend keeping me company of the late. Introducing…Doraemon.

No, he doesn’t talk. You kidding me? He’s just a doll!! He was a graduation present given to my master Din by one of his ex-course mates on his big day last August. Good thing he chose a Doraemon version. I think the Snoopy version is butt-ugly. Anyway, he’s great company. I don’t feel so alone at night anymore. And he actually serves different purposes. Every time my master takes a sweeping corner, I would chuckle seeing poor Doraemon being flung around and hit the window repeatedly. And then, when Din drives me to overtake from the left lane to the right in a traffic jam, the female drivers being overtaken would have less reasons to get angry upon seeing the ‘cute’ impression portrayed by Doraemon. Great distraction eh?

Plus, Doraemon is actually a smart cat robot. I’m a smart car. Great combination. Adds value to me. Hampered by a dumb driver though. *honks at master’s direction* I talk to this Doraemon the nights before I fall asleep. I tell him all sorts of stuff, from rims to tyres, from rain to wipers and even Lotus Ellises to the other ‘My First Lotus’. Never mind he doesn’t communicate back; at least it’s not to the extent of Tom Hanks talking to a Wilson-branded volleyball (Castaway anyone?). That’s psycho man. In conclusion, Doraemon is a cool friend. But sometimes I wonder why he likes to smile with his mouth wide open. Nevermind lah. At least anywhere I go, he will be right there inside me.

Off I go now! *revs engine, switches on foglights* p.s. Your car lonely at night? Be considerate to your car. Get him/her a doll.|W|P|112306140756096242|W|P|Me and my faithful companion (It's Doraemon)|W|P|8/03/2005 10:17:00 AM|W|P|JFE 8555|W|P|

"Hooray, no spam here!"

....They are so happy when I get my spam mail deleted. How nice. It's like they really like me and care for me. I feel the customer service is damn good. If only those nuts at the Proton Servis were at least half of that.....

|W|P|112303568096244366|W|P|Isn't Gmail great?|W|P|8/02/2005 12:24:00 PM|W|P|JFE 8555|W|P|This piture was taken at a Projet near the Gombak toll plaza leading to Kuantan.

As you can see, the master seems to have an interest in the species of tigers that he simply had to put such a picture on his Waja's rear. Or he probably wanted to give those aunties a scare when they are in the traffic jam behind him. Or maybe he's trying to imply, "Beware! I bite!". I donno. What I do know is he has modified only the exterior of his not and not interior. Something wrong somewhere people? Well, I wouldn't be caught dead with some animal picture on my rear or anywhere else on my body. I look good enough as it is. I don't need any help from nature to give me attention. Those pigeons gave me enough shit already.|W|P|112295725386240038|W|P|Do you keep a tiger on your car's ass?|W|P|